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Food & Drink Awards
Monday, 31 August 2009 04:08 Written by Urbanatomy Voted by the readers of that’s Shanghai and users of Urbanatomy.com That’s Shanghai celebrated its 7th annual Food & Drink Awards ceremony last month. Here you can see all the winners, read all the gossip, and even whistle disbelievingly to yourself as once again your favorite restaurant failed to make the grade. Oh, but what winners! All the action is here... Minute-by-minute The Awards as they happened 8.55pm Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this, the 7th Food & Drinks Awards. The carpet is laid, the drinks are poured and the paparazzi are crowding the entrance of M1NT nightclub with feverish anticipation. Shanghai’s great and good are slowly arriving. The front-runners, the outside bets, the no-hopers, the liggers, the sharpshooters, the dignitaries and the riff-raff like ourselves are all expecting a party to remember. And by God you shall have it! 9.15pm Wow! The venue is already packed to the rafters with a crowd that seems intent on causing outright pandemonium at the free bar. This is going to be some night… 9.22pm Around 650 people have arrived so far, and already the air is thick with unprintable gossip, witty banter and romantic intrigue. Several million yuan worth of fashion is parading up and down the aisles. It seems this year the awards are more open, with several categories too close to call. In fact it’s the most exciting the Food & Drink Awards have been since, ooh, last year... 9.27pm For the record, Janine from Australia is “excited” to be here, while Francis from Canada is “awed” at the red leather sofas. And Doreen from America? She’s going to “breastfeed myself champagne all evening,” apparently. Nice. 9.44pm And we’re off! that’s Shanghai’s marketing guru Phil Boyle takes to the stage as Master of Ceremonies and runs through the rules and regulations. Now let the culinary razzle dazzle begin! 9.47pm that’s Shanghai’s Apple Mandy, shimmering in a lagoon-blue dress, presents the first award, Best American, to Element Fresh. The crowd whoop with unbridled delight. 9.50pm Two very, very emotional women scream like banshees as Boonna Cafe scoops the Best Cafe award. 9.52pm My word, the crowd is up for the lash tonight. Good stuff! But those poor people at the back must need binoculars or periscopes to see House of Flour pick up the Best Dessert award. 9.55pm Sasha’s wins the richly deserved – and widely predicted – award for Best Happy Hour. Seriously, no one thought is was going to be GoodFellas did they? 10.01pm Massive queues at the toilets. But then it wouldn’t be the Food & Drink awards without those, ahem, cubicle breaks. 10.05pm You want Best Late Night Bites? You got ‘em. Yannie and Gloria (both looking luvverly) from Velvet graciously accept the award to ecstatic applause. 10.07pm We’d like to know who will get the award for Best Pushing At The Free Bar. At present, it seem there are around 784 nominees... 10.10pm As is traditional at such soirees, Paulaner Brauhaus wins the Best Beer award... Now, if only they were here to accept it. 10.14pm For sheer bizarreness, a full-throated chant of “olé!” ripples around the venue as El Willy captures the Best Spanish award. 10.19pm The big heavyweight battle arrives in the form of the Best Pub award. Many predict the Blarney Stone to snatch the honors, but in the first of many shocks it’s Malone’s who win the day. 10.24pm It’s alleged that someone in the VIP area is a dead ringer for President Ahmadinejad, but it turns out to be some bloke with a pantomime villain moustache. 10.31pm There are loud string-swellings of emotion as Da Marco win for Best Italian. Only a churl would argue with that. 10.35pm David Laris, looking the business, collects the award for Best Theme Night for his martini gatherings at The Vault. One suspects Mr. Laris will be back for more awards later. 10.37pm And whoosh! Here comes the crew from Haiku to accept the Best Japanese award. 10.38pm Can’t get President Ahmadinejad out of our head... all this free wine is turning our brain into blancmange. 10.40pm You want spicy? Then give it up for South Beauty who pick-up the award for Best Sichuan/Hunan. 10.41pm Cystal Jade walk away with Best Cantonese. The crowd show their appreciation with joyous, righteous, drunken applause. 10.44pm Bang! Xiao Nan Guo obliterates the competition to win Best Shanghainese. 10.50pm As was widely expected, David Laris returns to collect his second award of the evening, Best Al Fresco Drinking, for his absurdly popular Fat Olive. Laris is beginning to dominate. He’s turning the screw. 10.55pm Restoring calm, the ceremony takes a quick musical intermission. Toilet break, everyone! (wink wink.) 11.05pm The awards continue with the appearance on stage of Justin Fischer, that’s Shanghai’s Food & Drink Editor. He proceeds to announce, in his perfect, cut-glass Paris-meets-Atlanta diction, the big French shock of the evening. Le Bistro, Le Royal Meridien trumps The Westin to take Best Hotel Sunday Brunch. You see, readers? Miracles are possible. 11.11pm You want achievement for Best Indian? By Vishnu, it’s Vedas! 11.19pm Who in the world should win Best Dive Bar? I Love Shanghai, that’s who. It’s the clear favorite, as always, and yet there’s something Dorian Gray about it all. 11.25pm JZ Club leave their competitors with their pants metaphorically around their ankles by winning Best Live Music Venue. 11.27pm The heavily-tipped Mr & Mrs Bund romps home to take the Best French Award. The crowd spontaneously erupts with joy. 11.28pm Shelter suddenly emerges from the underground to collect the award for Best Hidden Gem. Epic! 11.33pm Simply Thai pick up the Award for Best Thai - they've nailed that category down now for at least four years. 11.38pm 11.54pm 12.14am ELEMENT FRESH America is more than just artery-clogging burgers and fried chicken and Element Fresh is proof. They’ve steadfastly provided Shanghai with light, fresh and healthy fare with great service. But we need to know: What on Earth do they put in that miso dressing? It’s mega-addictive! Best Cafe BOONNA Fellow comrades, we stand here today as solemn witnesses to a revolution; a cafe culture rebellion, soldiered by Mac-owning, Converse-scuffing, thick-rimmed-spectacle-wearing hipsters. In droves you put down your battered Camus paperbacks and stopped blogging long enough to topple Wagas from its long-held throne. Long live Boonna, your new cafe king! Best Happy Hour SASHA’S What could be better after a hard day’s work than sitting in the garden of a colonial-style villa, tossing back cold pints (or anything else) behind the bar, at half price? It may not last beyond 7pm, but hey, aren’t all beautiful things in life fleeting? Best Desserts HOUSE OF FLOUR Three years in a row! Loyal subjects, it’s official: Pastry chef, restaurateur and all-around nice guy Brian Tan has founded a dessert dynasty. By imperial decree, you are ordered to Zhangjiang Gaoke to pay tribute… and to gorge yourself on his amazing chocolate creations. Best Spanish EL WILLY Chef Willy Trullás Moreno’s cooking is as fun, inventive and unpredictable as his wardrobe. For over two years he’s wowed our city both culinarily and sartorially. We pay homage to this masterful Catalan. Best Late Night Bites VELVET LOUNGE Is there anything slower in the world, apart from a slow worm drinking a sloe gin on a slow boat to China, than waiting for food to arrive in a nightclub? At Velvet there is no wait. Their supremely famous pizzas arrive quickly, crispy and are deliriously tasty, even after 3am. Best Beer PAULANER BRAUHAUS Chalk it up to superior German engineering. Paulaner’s beers are technically flawless, with a perfectly calculated head-to-beer ratio, ergonomically designed beer steins… Oh, and they get you well hammered, too. Mach Schau! Best Pub MALONE’S “So a Singaporean goes to China to open up an American pub with an Irish name…” No, it’s not the beginning of a Benny Hill joke. This really happened. It’s probably the best stop on the Tongren strip. And this year it’s your favorite pub. Cheers. Best Italian DA MARCO Another win for this perennial favorite. What. A. Shocker. Seriously, why do other Italian restaurants even bother? For that matter, why do we even have a ‘Best Italian’ category anymore? Best Japanese HAIKU BY HATSUNE When the Eastern Pearl Craves the sea’s fresh, raw bounty She dines at Haiku. Best Fine Dining Best Cocktails Personality of the Year Let’s be honest, was there any other choice? Cotton got her nickname for the same reason she won this award: that sweetest of smiles and that disarming charm. When she was in high school, it even got her out of trouble with the teachers. They could never stay mad at her. “Your personality,” said one teacher, “is like cotton; warm and soft.” Eventually, this irresistible personality had a lucrative career running two of Shanghai’s favorite bars. We may go to Cotton’s for those long, laid-back happy hours and the excellent taste in music. But, come on, who are we kidding? We really go there just to see Cotton. Hall of Fame...
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written by Justin Fischer, September 01, 2009
Well, Foodie. I guess you should have voted. It WAS reader's choice after all.
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